Ronald McDonald to get sex change in Japan

Is this a picture of Leeloo from the sequel to the Fifth Element 2: the Wrath of the Hyper-Electric Bugaloo? Acording to the Guardian it's the new Japanese Ronald McDonald. The commercial in which she was unveiled ends a a long campaign detailing her transformation from affable clown to sultry sex pot. The media campaign, beginning several months ago to combat the growing loss of customers wanting healthier food, started with the male version of Ronald eating a magical hamburger. In subsequent commercials Japanese viewers sat agog as they watched him develop the secondary sexual characteristics of a woman and his growing attraction to men and the new McDonald's burgers. The commercials took a stranger turn when he transformed into an egg nearing the end of his transformation, the Japanese McDonalds no doubt fearing that the genital inversion might put off the more customers than it could attract. The final commercial, where the new look was unveiled, she emerged from the egg like a butterly only to reveal her new abilities: the power of flight. She then flew through Tokyo, shooting the new Japanese burger out of her mouth feeding hungry Japanese salary men. Needless to say, McDonalds has no plans to introduce the campaign in North America.
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